"JERUSALEM—Roman authorities are investigating controversial religious
leader Jesus of Nazareth for violating the Empire's clear "stay in tomb"
order. After crucifying him and laying him in the tomb, Roman guards
put Him under strict orders to stay there and not come back, rising
victorious over sin and death.
But
Jesus, answering to a higher authority, refused to stay dead and busted
out of the tomb, establishing a kingdom that would never end -- again,
in clear violation of the government's orders.
"Jesus is a
dangerous rebel, refusing to bend the knee to Caesar and not abiding by
the law of sin and death," said one Roman official. "He clearly broke
the law by leaving the tomb, and we're going to be issuing a citation
and placing him under mandatory quarantine for these crimes.""
https://babylonbee.com/news/roman-authorities-investigating-jesus-for-violating-stay-in-tomb-order
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